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Brutalsaurus
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I was walkin’ down the street near Fairfax and 3rd
When I got the fright of my life—an enormous monster appeared
It was thirty feet tall, with huge teeth and sharp claws
No one else around me seemed to notice, they didn’t even think it was weird
It came from around the corner with steam rising from its nostrils
A creature from a prehistoric age, at least forty feet tall
I turned to run but it gave chase, so I stopped and kicked it in the face
Its eyes turned red, burning with rage, and I knew then…it was on
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
Was it a fantasy or dream? I don’t know, I must confess
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
The battle raged and war was waged on the streets of Los Angeles
It was the fight of my life, an ultimate battle between monster and man
It roared and whipped its tail at me, but missed and took out a Prius instead
I took a shot with my signature move, a ki attack that knocked it on its ass
But it got back on its feet and spit at me with a flaming blast
I tried to do a suplex but it dodged and crushed a duplex
It was fifty feet from head to tail, twenty thousand pounds and growing
People started to notice what was going on and I had to end it fast
Sirens in the distance, police were on their way at last
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
Was it a fantasy or dream? I don’t know, I must confess
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
The battle raged and war was waged on the streets of Los Angeles
The cops were no help at all, of course. I had to do it on my own
Switched up my tactics to a whole new bag of tricks
I got into position and started to say the words
Energy built around me as I told it, “Everyone knows dinosaurs are just birds”
In the final moments before the cops took me away, I saw it sway
The hundred-foot-tall dinosaur crashed into the street
One punch, man. That’s all it took, in the end
What can I say? Once I put my mind to it, I can do anything. And that’s how I saved L.A.
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
Was it a fantasy or dream? I don’t know, I must confess
It was a kaiju nightmare, cheap shot jump-scare, Brutalsaurus
The battle raged and war was waged on the streets of Los Angeles
Brutalsaurus!
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